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Archive for August, 2006

Q: Dear Dr. Ally, There’s a funny news story circling the Internet about a man who got his family jewels caught in a wooden deck chair.  Do you know the story I’m talking about?  Could this really happen? — Jon N., Sarasota, FL
A: My secretary Gladys showed me this purported news item, which — like [...]

Q: Dear Dr. Ally, how many calories are in edible underwear? — Sherry P., Omaha, NE
A: That’s a little like asking how many calories are in a slice of cake.  It depends on the size and ingredients.  There are edible G-strings, bras and garter belts made out of hard candies, others formed from the same [...]